I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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