Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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