so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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