No, drunk sperm still make babies.
im holly from the hills drunk
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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