playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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