just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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