and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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