In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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