New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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