question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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