why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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