why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
