You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
