PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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