Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You ate ashes out of my bong
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
