I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He did a backflip because drugs
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