So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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