They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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