is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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