the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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