I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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