if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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