JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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