he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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