what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
