belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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