he wants to bone in the snuggie
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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