Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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