Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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