Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't deserve a penis
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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