You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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