i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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