i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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