Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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