Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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