cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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