I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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