Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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