Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
should my penis look like a turkey
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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