You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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