She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm going to jail i love you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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