Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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