hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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