I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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