More tranny stories later!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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