Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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