if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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