at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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