it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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