next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
tequila makes me forget i have legs
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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