Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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