...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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