it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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