i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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