i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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