In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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