Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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