I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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